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Avalanches.
Avoid the aftermath.
Aggravated assault now readily available.
Coming Soon!
In a market near you.
Are the apertures in error
or is it others we ostracize?
Albeit my appetite has amazing aptitude.
Any one up for arm wrestling?
Algae offers alternatives to average age.
You are under advisory in this inclement weather.
An adversary is more aware than my aunt is
that animals are ample in this area.
What arena will you attack this afternoon?
Absolute power is an abstract analogy.
When can you find time to aerate the airplane's underbelly?
Grapes and raisins are indigestible by aliens,
but that doesn't seem to stop them.
We are awkwardly aware of the ones watching.
I choose to avoid the conversation completely.
If we were meant to pick up signals we would have been born with antennae.
So, no matter where you find yourself this afternoon,
and if anybody is around your apparition,
always keep in mind:
A penny shaved is a penny learned,
and you can't lose something you didn't find.